Firstly, YAAAAAY for my 50 followers! (Sssh to all of you with around 1029810928 i never even thought i'd reach double figures!) Not sure why you want to read my drabble but it means a lot that you do! Thankyou!

It was my boyfriend's birthday last week, and we're not overly keen on the whole present thing. I'm not sure why, we just never have been. We do christmas but even for that we set a tiny price limit.

Anyway, so it was his birthday & last year i got him a birthday cake (his birthday has always been on a school day). This year, i didn't want to go for the classic birthday cake, so i opted for a giant iced birthday cookie instead which i then decorated with the ballooons and the Haribo hearts! ^


I want you to picture it says THANKYOU MY 50 FOLLOWERS

Holy shit, last weekend i had a dream that somebody else was my boyfriend. Recognised the face, but didn't know who he was. Came into school, was on Kat's ipod scrolling through all her celebrity pictures out of boredom, and i saw him. My boyfriend. Stood with the rest of them from One Direction.


I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION.
I think this is my mind's way of telling me i am headed for greatness.

From almost everybody i have spoken to it's "new year; new start; new me"
But actually, for the first time in a really long time, i am content with myself.

Sure there are definitely things i would love to change, not about myself as a person, but perhaps to do with my life and current situation, things that could be better and tidier and much much easier; i'd be a liar to say i was 100% happy. But am i unhappy? No. If this is as good as it gets, then i think that would be good enough for me.





Possibly.

Merry Christmas everyone! And i hope you all have a great new year (I'll definitely be reading to find out).


Quick Question: what is the strangest gift you received this year? I am actually quite intrigued to know.
Mine was a giant gummy worm, and i literally mean GIANT. I'll post a photo soon.

Here's to making sloppy strawberry santa's ^ , receiving giant gummy worms and most of all starting the new year just as you are- because that really is enough.



p.s if my photo's are face-cropped (for example my current display photo) it is purposely- i'm not just an idiot

Apollogies, i seriously don't think i'm cut out for all this, my lack of inspiration/camera is awful. Just let me perve on all of you please.

ENJOY ALL MY COMPLETE IRRELEVANT PICTURESSSSSSSSS

So i've been ill recently, but i decided that i had to go to school today because i really can't afford to miss out on all the work i get at the minute. So yeah, picture this (though you've never seen my face. Just picture a model, close enough mwahahah): you walk in, you sit down and Kat (a human Kat, not a cat cat) says

'Awh why did you come in? You look awful.'

I know it was meant to be sympathy blah blah blah etc etc etc but that was my first punch-someone-in-the-face-though-in-my-mind-obviously-because-lets-be-honest-i'm-not-tough of the day.

So i let that one slide (though not in my mind of course) and carried on with my day.

And then i reached lunch.
Kat was sitting at a table with me and a bunch of other people, i was copying up work i had missed, she was talking about her butty or something or probably about how bad i looked this morning, all was swell...until i accidently knocked my pen off the table. And she wets herself. Normally i sort of titter along, pretend it was even funny, you know humour the poor girl. But today... that was my second punch-someone-in-the-face-though-in-my-mind-obviously-because-lets-be-honest-i'm-not-tough of the day.

Then, me Kat & Chlo are strolling to another lesson, chatting away.
Kat is laughing again, probably at another falling pen or something equally as hilarious, when suddenly she shouts

'F-U-N-N-E-H!'

Yes she sounded the letters out. Yes she shouted it. Yes she spelt it that way. And that was my third punch-someone-in-the-face-though-in-my-mind-obviously-because-lets-be-honest-i'm-not-tough of the day.

In case you haven't noticed i regularly want to punch someone in the face though in my mind obviously because lets be honest i'm not tough. Just so happens today Kat was the most punch-worthy.

i love my friends.

My friend, my best friend, is like a bbiiiiggg fat lady. i mean that metaphorically. She is a huge girl who constantly goes on and on about needing to go on and diet, and yet she still indulges in junk food. The metaphor here is boys.

On many an occasion, normally always the same boy, she knows he's a complete arsehole and then when he acts like one & shows his true colours she goes on (and on and on and on) about how she should get rid of him and isn't going to speak to him again etc. And then voila, a few days later, she's back speaking to the boy, meeting up with the boy, waiting for the boy to mess her about again.

ARGH JUST CUT OUT THE BURGER AND CHIPS ALREADY.
Or in his case, the pile of shit.

Here's me embracing nature.


(Grapsing at straws here guys, have no camera so having to upload old pants ones! Bear with me please please please)